what to do when you get pulled over

When You Get Pulled Over

If you don’t have a game plan for when you get pulled over, you’re fucked. As seasoned professionals, we have to be ready for when shit hits the fan. Like the office workers have their fire drills, we need to practice for when disaster strikes. These are our procedures for when we get pulled over:

  1. Pull Over on the side of the road
  2. Turn off your vehicle
  3. Stay in your car
  4. Turn off music
  5. Message your boss if you’re a worker
  6. Message your second in-charge if you’re a boss
  7. Turn off your cell phone, hide it or break it apart
  8. If there’s any drugs or guns laying in the open, hide it
  9. If you’re carrying small quantities of drugs, swallow it
    • Always have an unopened bottle of water in your car for this purpose
  10. Ask them the reason why they pulled you over
  11. If they ask for it, hand over license and registration
    • Original replicas if you have them
  12. Don’t answer any questions, you have the right to remain silent
    • Simply say “I choose not to answer that question”
  13. Don’t consent to any searches
    • Simply say “No”
  14. Ask to leave. You have the right to ask the police whether you’re free to go
    • Simply ask “Am I free to leave?”
    • If they say yes, simply walk away
  15. If they arrest you, they’ll read you your rights
    • Always say that you don’t understand, or better yet, don’t answer at all (They will be persistent but remain patient, after about 15 minutes or so they will stop asking)
  16. Ask for an attorney right away
  17. Keep your mouth shut

Make sure that you send this to all of your workers so that they know what to do. If they don’t get caught, you don’t get caught, so just follow the rules. The more situations you’re in, the better, but always remember that we can’t fuck up. Practicing in real-time situations isn’t recommended, conducting actual drills will help immensely, always track your time.

Get an edge over your competition. 


Kenny K.


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